“get in the kitchen” jokes
barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns
How to hit high notes…
IM DYING NO NO NO UGGGH I CANT STOP LAUGHING
I’m laughing so hard.
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something